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…is taking over my life. After years of nagging me about having “his own space,” the hubby finally succeeded in convincing me to let him convert the garage into a MANNEX. When pressed why he wanted a MANNEX so badly, he replied,”I want to control the aesthetics of a space.” Whatever.
As soon as I gave the word of approval, he sent out this celebratory email to the DUDES…
<START OF EMAIL> “please note that, after a hard-fought, multi-year battle, i have finally won the right to reconstruct the garage of [address] into a man room.
i thank the donor for paving the way, and immediately move that the right to a mannex be incorporated into the CA marriage contract.
i look forward to enjoying sporting events, games of chance, alcohol and posters of dogs playing poker with you all — ideally from the vantage of a weathered, faux-leather couch.
if anyone would like to help in the design or assembly of the forthcoming mannex (chaffee?) please let me know. i may begin work on friday may 8th.
yours in triumph!” <END OF EMAIL>
And indeed. His DUDES are now sending him craigslist postings of used couches. Oh brother!
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